What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Jenny from Perth writes – my partner is the life of the party, women and men adore him. But at home, he gets angry at us for the silliest reasons and never nice words me or our kids, always putting us down. Should I stay or leave him?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are the legal obligations of a new homeowner if the previous owner leaves furniture in the house after moving out?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

Diamonds Are Forever